they tell me
once again
delighting in
the juicy details
the lurid descriptions
they tell me
what I did
the night before
while drunk
and disorderly
i remember
none of it
nor do i care to
so I abused someone
amused someone
spilt beer
told lies
fell down
shouted and spat
someone has to
make their lives
more interesting
I guess
its up to me

Kami